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Joke: 1

Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.

Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.

Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?

Funny Santa: Nahi sir ji, pakk gaya !

 

Joke: 2

Babu market jata hai underwear kharid karne.
Babu: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Dokandar: Rs 600.
Kanjoos Babu: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi!

 

Joke #1:

Santa was lying on beach.

American: R u Relaxing?

Santa: No i m Santa Singh,

Another American: R u relaxing?

Santa: No, I m Santa Singh,

Santa left that place in anger.

Then Santa asks one American lying nearby, R u relaxing?

American: Yes

Santa slaps him & says, All r searching for you & you are lying here. Idiot..!!

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Joke #2:

Teacher – Why did u get such a low score in ur maths test?

Student – absence

Teacher – u weren’t absent on the day of the test, were you???

Student – I was not, but the boy who sits next to me was !!!

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Joke #3:

Dad to son : When I beat you how do you control your anger?

Son : I start cleaning toilet.

Dad : How does that satisfy you?

Son : I clean it with your toothbrush.

 

Comments

Manshi kumari said…
I really enjoy how this blog curates interesting or humorous emails and presents them in a way that makes them easy and fun to read. Content like this not only brings a smile but also shows how everyday messages can be surprisingly insightful or entertaining. I’d love to see more posts that explore the context behind these emails or even invite readers to contribute their own favorites — it could help build more community engagement and interaction around your content!
January 18, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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