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Modern Ramayana

 

 A young second generation Indian KID in the US was asked  by his mother to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this is how he went about it... 



       
So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or something... Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so.. He decided to get his wife and his bro along... you know...so that they could all chill out together. ... But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary shit... really man...they had monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so it was fine. But then some bad gangster boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, here was our man, and also his  bro, Laxman, all the gods were with him... So anyways,you don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys.. Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok...

            So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangster's ass in his own hood. Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest..and anyways...it gets kinda boring, you know... no TV or malls or shit like that. So, they decided to hitch a ride back home... and when the people realize that our dude, his bro and his babe are back home...they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days...so they couldn't take them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and shit... and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also...so it was pretty cooool... you know with all those fireworks...Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks( this is how it started)!and now called as diwali!

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mamali prusty said…
I really enjoyed reading this take on the Modern Ramayana! It’s fascinating how the author connects a classic story with modern life in a way that feels meaningful and easy to understand. I like how the blog highlights the timeless lessons from the Ramayana and shows that its values—like courage, loyalty, and standing up for what’s right—are still relevant today. The writing is clear and engaging, making it enjoyable even for someone who isn’t deeply familiar with the original epic. Overall, this article gives a fresh perspective on an old story and makes you think about how ancient wisdom can still guide us in the modern world. Very inspiring and well presented.

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