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A giant ship engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine. Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom. Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed! A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand Rupees. "What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!" So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized bill." ...

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When a guy was returning after his marriage…. He found his wife holding a small packet;.... The boy asked……..whats there in that packet???? Wife replied…..darling this is the secret of my life...pls never open it or ask me about it further….else our marriage will be in trouble…………………………………………………………… ……….. The couple spent their days happily……but the boy was very keen to know what was there in that small packet…… After some days the boy again asked……darling after marrying you , i got the woman of my dream…but tell me what that packet is…….it wll never affect our relationship…..as i love u more than my life………………..   but wife refuses sayin i also love u more than my life…....