Story of an Old Man

A giant ship engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine. Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom. Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed! A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand Rupees. "What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!" So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized bill." The man sent a bill that read: Tapping with a hammer...... ......... ........ Rs 2.00 Knowing where to tap.... Rs 9, 998.00 Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort makes all the difference!                                     __._,_.___ . __,_._,___

 

 

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Modern Ramayana

 

 A young second generation Indian KID in the US was asked  by his mother to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this is how he went about it... 

       So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or something... Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so.. He decided to get his wife and his bro along... you know...so that they could all chill out together. ... But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary shit... really man...they had monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so it was fine. But then some bad gangster boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, here was our man, and also his  bro, Laxman, all the gods were with him... So anyways,you don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys.. Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok...

            So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangster's ass in his own hood. Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest..and anyways...it gets kinda boring, you know... no TV or malls or shit like that. So, they decided to hitch a ride back home... and when the people realize that our dude, his bro and his babe are back home...they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days...so they couldn't take them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and shit... and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also...so it was pretty cooool... you know with all those fireworks...Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks( this is how it started)!and now called as diwali!
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Secret packet!!!!!

When a guy was returning after his marriage…. He found his wife holding a small packet;....

The boy asked……..whats there in that packet????

Wife replied…..darling this is the secret of my life...pls never open it or ask me about it further….else our marriage will be in
trouble…………………………………………………………… ………..

The couple spent their days happily……but the boy was very keen to know what was there in that small packet……

After some days the boy again asked……darling after marrying you , i got the woman of my dream…but tell me what that packet is…….it wll never affect our relationship…..as i love u more than my life………………..

 

but wife refuses sayin i also love u more than my life…. thats why telling u not to ask about that……….

After some days wife went to her own house and forgot to take her packet………then the boy couldn't control himself….and opened that
packet……………………………!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was shocked to open that……..there was 30 rupees……and 2 wheat grains….in that packet……the boy couldn't understand what it was…and how it could affect their marriage life………

Then when his wife returned …..he burst into laughter…..and told …darling what is this……and how could it have affected our relationship……..whatever may be……u have to tell me about the secret…

The wife replied………………………

That's not good……………….any way…….if u have already finalised to know the secret …..hear it…………………

Before marriage ..each time i made love with any guy…i put a wheat grain in that packet to realise that i have done a mistake…….……

The boy saw those two wheat grains….and after waiting for two minutes told…..……….. Its ok……everybody makes mistake …….

I still love u because u told me the truth…….. But what is that 30 rupees……………………………… the wife replied…..the boy fainted……………………

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The wife said……i have sold 6 kg wheat at a rate rs 5 per kg……………..!!!!!!!!!!