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  Dad used to give us a measly Rs. 1000/- per month, in that we were not only able to eat stomachs fill, but we were able to save too!!! Now we earn a sum of 1 0K+, we have no idea where it goes, let alone saving it!! Which was better, the former or the latter??? 6 subjects per sem, 6 different teachers! One project since we joined and just one manager!! Which was better, the former or the latter??? We used to make notes; we used to study for ranks!! Now we scan thru our mails; we struggle for our ratings!!! Which was better, the former or the latter??? We have still not forgotten the people in the next section!!! Now we don't even know who sits in the next cubicle!!! Which was better, the former or the latter??? After getting back from a tiring play, we used to do our home work!!...

I think we should listen to the children more. ------------------------------ Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it.  Touching words from the mouths of babes. What does 'Love' mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does 'love' mean?'  The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: 'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.  So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too.. That's love.' Rebecca- age 8 ************************************** 'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.' Billy - age 4 ************************************** 'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out an...

Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.    We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?"    She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."    The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!    He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"    She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."    Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is.......... ... .... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...          Wo...

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  A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW 7 Series advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Cartier sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?' Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, 'Sure, Why not?' The yuppie parks his car, whips out his HP notebook computer, connects it to his Nokia N95 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany ... ...