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God is at work even in midst of suffering

 

                                                              God is at work even in midst of suffering 

 

The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him, and everyday he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect himself from the elements and to store his few possessions.

One day, after scavenging for food, he arrived home to find his little hut in flames with smoke rolling up to the sky. The worst had happened! Everything was lost! He was stunned with disbelief, grief, and anger: "God, how could you do this to me?" he cried.

Early the next day he was awakened by the sound of a ship that was approaching the island. It had come to rescue him.

"How did you know I was here?" asked the weary man of his rescuers. "We saw your smoke signal!" they replied.

Moral of the story:

It's easy to get discouraged when things are going bad, but we shouldn't lose heart, because God is at work in our lives, even in the midst of pain and suffering.  Remember that the next time your little hut seems to be burning to the ground: it just may be a smoke signal that summons the grace of God.

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Which is BETTER..FORMER OR LATTER?? ... in the loving memory of college days

 

Dad used to give us a measly Rs. 1000/- per month, in that we were not only able to eat stomachs fill, but we were able to save too!!! Now we earn a sum of 10K+, we have no idea where it goes, let alone saving it!! Which was better, the former or the latter??? 6 subjects per sem, 6 different teachers! One project since we joined and just one manager!! Which was better, the former or the latter??? We used to make notes; we used to study for ranks!! Now we scan thru our mails; we struggle for our ratings!!! Which was better, the former or the latter??? We have still not forgotten the people in the next section!!! Now we don't even know who sits in the next cubicle!!! Which was better, the former or the latter??? After getting back from a tiring play, we used to do our home work!! Now who knows/cares about home; all we do is just work!!! Which was better, the former or the latter??? We knew our history and economics!! Now let alone reading books, we don't even catch up with the daily news!!! Which was better, the former or the latter??? We had an aim in life; behind our backs we had our teachers!! Now we have no idea about the future nor do we find any one who would tell us anything!!! Now just ask yourself, which was better, the former or the latter             Error! Filename not specified. __,_._,___

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WHAT LOVE MEANS..!!!

I think we should listen to the children more.
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Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it.  Touching words
from the mouths of babes.

What does 'Love' mean?

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8
year-olds, 'What does 'love' mean?'  The answers they got were broader and
deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her
toenails anymore.  So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when
his hands got arthritis too.. That's love.'
Rebecca- age 8

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'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.'
Billy - age 4

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'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and
they go out and smell each other.'
Karl - age 5

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'Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries
without making them give you any of theirs.'
Chrissy - age 6
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'Love is what makes you smile when you're tired..'
Terri - age 4
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'Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before
giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.'
Danny - age 7

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'Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you
still want to be together and you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss'
Emily - age 8

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'Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening
presents and listen.'
Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

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'If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you
hate,'
Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)

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'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.'

Noelle - age 7

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'Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends
even after they know each other so well.'
Tommy - age 6

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'During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all
the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.
He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.'
Cindy - age 8

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'My mommy loves me more than anybody
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.'
Clare - age 6

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'Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.'
Elaine-age 5

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'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is
handsomer than Robert Redford.'
Chris - age 7

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'Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all
day'
Mary Ann - age 4

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'I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes
and has to go out and buy new ones.'
Lauren - age 4

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'When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come
out of you.' (what an image)
Karen - age 7

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'You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean
it, you should say it a lot. People forget.'
Jessica - age 8
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And the final one --
Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked
to judge.
The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.
The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly
gentleman who had recently lost his wife.

Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard,
climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.

When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,
'Nothing, I just helped him cry'

When there is nothing left, that is when you find out that love is all you
need.

Take 60 seconds and give this a shot! Send it on to five other people,
including the one who sent it to you.

P.S. Five is good, but more is even gooder!

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Women At Their Best ;-)

Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.
 
 We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?"
 
 She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
 
 The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!
 
 He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
 
 She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
 
 Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is..........
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 Women ? The mechanic fainted!! J    

 

Tragedy........ ;(

 

 

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CowBoy... too good :)

 

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW 7 Series advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Cartier sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?'

Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, 'Sure, Why not?'

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his HP notebook computer, connects it to his Nokia N95 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany...

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-Tech Miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, 'You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.'

'That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,' says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then the Bud says to the young man, 'Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?'

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, 'Okay, why not?'

'You're an IT Consultant', says Bud.

'Wow! That's correct,' says the yuppie, 'but how did you guess that?'

'No guessing required.' answered the cowboy. 'You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...this is a herd of sheep. . .'

[I like reading the last statement again and again]

''Now give me back my dog''.

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One bedroom flat!!! ....Must read

                  ONE BEDROOM FLAT...



WRITTEN BY AN INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER..

 A
Bitter Reality

 As the dream of most parents I had acquired a degree in
 Software Engineering and joined a company based in USA , the
 land of braves and opportunity. When I arrived in the USA , it
 was as if a dream had come true.


 Here at last I was in the place where I want to be. I decided I
 would be staying in this country for about Five years in which
 time I would have earned enough money to settle down in India .

 My father was a government employee and after his retirement,
 the only asset he could acquire was a decent one bedroom flat.


 I wanted to do some thing more than him. I started feeling
 homesick and lonely as the time passed. I used to call home and
 speak to my parents every week using cheap international phone
 cards. Two years passed, two years of Burgers at McDonald's and
 pizzas and discos and 2 years watching the foreign exchange
 rate getting happy whenever the Rupee value went down.

 Finally I decided to get married. Told my parents that I have
 only 10 days of holidays and everything must be done within
 these 10 days. I got my ticket booked in the cheapest flight.
 Was jubilant and was actually enjoying hopping for gifts for
 all my friends back home. If I miss anyone then there will be
 talks. After reaching home I spent home one week going through
 all the photographs of girls and as the time was getting
 shorter I was forced to select one candidate.


 In-laws told me, to my surprise, that I would have to get
 married in 2-3 days, as I will not get anymore holidays. After
 the marriage, it was time to return to USA , after giving some
 money to my parents and telling the neighbors to look after
 them, we returned to USA .


 My wife enjoyed this country for about two months and then she
 started feeling lonely. The frequency of calling India
 increased to twice in a week sometimes 3 times a week. Our
 savings started diminishing.



After two more years we started to
 have kids. Two lovely kids, a boy and a girl, were gifted to us
 by the almighty. Every time I spoke to my parents, they asked
 me to come to India so that they can see their grand-children.


 Every year I decide to go to India ... But part work part
 monetary conditions prevented it. Years went by and visiting
 India was a distant dream. Then suddenly one day I got a
 message that my parents were seriously sick. I tried but I
 couldn't get any holidays and thus could not go to India ... The
 next message I got was my parents had passed away and as there
 was no one to do the last rights the society members had done
 whatever they could. I was depressed. My parents had passed
 away without seeing their grand children.


 After couple more years passed away, much to my children's
 dislike and my wife's joy we returned to India to settle down.
 I started to look for a suitable property, but to my dismay my
 savings were short and the property prices had gone up during
 all these years. I had to return to the USA ...


 My wife refused to come back with me and my children refused to
 stay in India ... My 2 children and I returned to USA after
 promising my wife I would be back for good after two years.

 Time passed by, my daughter decided to get married to an
 American and my son was happy living in USA ... I decided that
 had enough and wound-up every thing and returned to India ... I
 had just enough money to buy a decent 02 bedroom flat in a
 well-developed locality.


 Now I am 60 years old and the only time I go out of the flat is
 for the routine visit to the nearby temple. My faithful wife
 has also left me and gone to the holy abode.

 Sometimes



I wondered was it worth all this?



My father, even after staying in India ,



Had a house to his name and I too have
 the same nothing more.

 I lost my parents and children for just ONE EXTRA BEDROOM.

 Looking out from the window I see a lot of children dancing.
 This damned cable TV has spoiled our new generation and these
 children are losing their values and culture because of it. I
 get occasional cards from my children asking I am alright. Well
 at least they remember me.


 Now perhaps after I die it will be the neighbors again who will
 be performing my last rights, God Bless them.



But the question
 still
 remains 'was all this worth it?'

 I am still searching for an answer.................!!!



START THINKING



IS IT JUST FOR ONE EXTRA BEDROOM???



LIFE IS BEYOND THIS .....DON'T JUST LEAVE YOUR LIFE ........

START LIVING IT .......

LIVE IT AS YOU WANT IT TO BE .......

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12 Ways To Know That You Love Someone

 

12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone TWELVE: You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her. ELEVEN: You walk really slowly when you are with him/her. TEN: You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away. NINE: You smile when you hear his/her voice. EIGHT: When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her. SIX: He/She is everything you want to think. FIVE: You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her. FOUR: You would do anything to see him/her. THREE: While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time. TWO: You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing. ONE: You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT THE MOST........ ***** ALMOST THERE! Send this message to at least 12 friends like that: 12 WAYS TO KNOW THAT YOU LOVE SOMEONE *And something good is going to happen tonight....

 

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