Email of the day

  The Resignation Letter ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail from an Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client side on a critical project. It had the subject - "TaTa - Bye Bye". With the worst premonition he opened the mail and read the content with trembling hands:- Dear Sir, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving the job. The offer was too lucrative and attractive for me to turn down. I had to abscond because I wanted to avoid a scene with the HR and you. I am sorry but I had no choice. The project is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending, out of which only 38% issues are High Priority. Hence I am sure there is no need to worry about. The next Phase of major enhancements I have been working upon, have been completed halfway. I am sure the new person who...

Dear All, Nice Logic - It May Work!! A man eats two eggs each morning for breakfast. When he goes to the Kirana store he pays Rs. 12 a dozen. Since a dozen eggs won't last a week he normally buys two dozens at a time. One day while buying eggs he notices that the price has risen to Rs. 16. The next time he buys groceries, eggs are Rs. 22 a dozen. When asked to explain the price of eggs the store owner says, "The price has gone up and I have to raise my price accordingly". This store buys 100 dozen eggs a day. He checked around for a better price and all the distributors have raised their prices. The distributors have begun to buy from the huge egg farms. The small egg farms have been driven out of business. The huge egg farms sell 100,000 dozen eggs a day to distributors. With no competition, they can set the price as they see fit. The distributors then have to raise their prices to the grocery stores. And on and on and on. As the man kept buying eg...

  If you find it very boring in the office...   Here are some tips: 1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next. 2. Make blank calls to your Boss. 3. Send mails from lotus notes (outlook)to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?)and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach there.Then do vice versa.............!! 4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her. 5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored). 6. Watch other people changing their facial ex-pressions whileworking and try changing your ex-pressions also. 7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts. 8. Make faces at strangers in office. 9. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion. 10. Learn to whistle. 11. Revise last week's newspaper. 12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" ...